The desperate guy – joke A slender small guy in a bar was looking to the glass of beer in front of him.
A strong build bully entered and sees the small guy. Getting closer he slammed the guy on both cheeks and drunk his beer.
The small guy started crying, desperation in his eyes, pulling his hair.
The bully: “what kind of a man are you to make such a circus for a beer?” The small guy: “All started this morning and lasted the whole day. In the morning I found my wife left me after she emptied our bank account. At the office my boss fired me. I tried to kill myself and jumped in front of the train, but the train changed lines only feet away. Then I tried to hang myself but the rope broke. My last chance was here at the bar, I bought a beer and put poison in it, but you came and drunk it.”