The joke of the day, the train trip

Jo and Bill are at the box office in a train station.

Jo is addressing the clerk behind the glass: “My lady, we would like two tickets.”

“To where?” askes the woman.

Jo is eyeing Bill, but he is doing the NO-NO sign turning his head from one side to the other.

Jo understands:  “We cannot tell you, we just want two tickets.”

“Well, if you do not tell me where you want to go, I cannot cut you the tickets.”

Jo looks again to Bill, who is thinking heavily, focusing on his bag. “Well, Jo, we must go, so, tell her.”

With a soft voice no one around to hear but the lady behind the glass, Jo says: “Dear lady, we go to the wedding.”