Joke, Cutting wood in a frosty day

Two Transylvanians, Bula and Ionel, cut wood in a frosty cold winter day.

Ionel asked Bula: “why don’t you wear your outdoor ear flap warm spoon cap?”

“Since I had the accident, I do not wear it!” answered Bula.

“What an accident?”
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“Jo offered me a drink, a vodka, and I did not hear.”