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Joke, the engineer and the director

7/4/2018

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A man was flying with a hot air balloon, and at some point, he realized he was lost.

He lowered the balloon close to the ground and found a woman on a meadow. As he approached her, he cried out to her: “Be nice, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him, but I do not know where I am.”
The woman replied: “You are in a hot air balloon, about 10 feet high. You find yourself between 40 and 41 degrees north, and between 59 and 60 degrees west.”



“Well, you're probably an engineer!” said the man in the balloon.

"That's right," said the woman, "but how do you know?"


“Well, all you have said is technically correct, but I have no idea what I could do with the information from you and I'm still in the mist. To be honest, you did not help me at all. I can even say I lost my time listening to you.”
Then the woman answered, “But you have to be a director!”
"That's right," the man replied, but how do you know?
“Well, you do not know where you are or where you're heading. You got up to the height by taking advantage of a flame that made the situation hot. You made a promise that you do not know how to keep it and you expect the people under you to solve your problem. The truth is that you are exactly where you were when we started talking, 1 minute ago, but suddenly you find this is my fault.”


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