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​Jokes about politics

7/9/2018

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Q: Why do we have stupid politicians?
A: Because people elect one of their own kind.
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“Suppose I put my hand in a man's pockets and take his money. What does it mean, children?”
“You are the Minister of Finances!”
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The president visits a madhouse. He is sure he is well known even here, and asks a madman, "Do you know who I am?"
"No," replied the man.
Disappointed, the president explains: "I am the most important man in this country".
The madman smiled, "Do not worry, they will fix you, when I arrived here, I thought I am the Emperor of Japan."
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Q: Why are parliamentarians never robbed by thieves?
A: Professional courtesy!
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