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​Jokes about students

7/13/2018

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The kid: “Dad, you have to go to school and talk to the teacher.”
The father: ”Why?”
The kid: "Well, nothing, I just asked…  what end? "
The father: “How so?”
The Kid: "Well, the teacher, with a ruler in his hand, came and pointed it to me, saying, At the end of this ruler is a slow minded person ... and I just asked, what end? “
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The parents punish the kid for a very low mark in the geography class.
The father: “We punished the kid because he did not know where Morocco is, but do we know?”
The mother: “I am not very sure but could not be far. I have a colleague from Morocco and comes to the office on bike”
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The teacher: “How is your little brother?”
The kid: “ He is OK, but I am afraid my mother wants to sell him.”
The teacher: “How so?”
The kid: “She is measuring his weight every day.”
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