More jokes about wives and husbands

“What is it like to be married, Jo? “
“Well, how can it be? I can not drink, I can not smoke, I can not go with my friends to a beer, I can not look after a woman on the street.”
“Does that mean you regret you married her?”
“I am not allowed that one either.”
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Husband and wife enter a restaurant.
At one of the tables, the woman sees the ex-husband. "Seven years since we parted, he is still drinking"
 "That's silly," says the current husband.” Nobody's celebrating so many years!”
 
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 Husband and wife looking for a taxi. A cab stops.
“How much to downtown?” asks the wife.
“Twenty dollars,” answers the driver.
“And if I take my husband with me?”
“Still twenty dollars.”
The wife turns to her husband: “I told you; you worth nothing.”