ELIADE MOLDOVAN
  • Home
  • About the Author
  • Blog
    • Religion
  • My Books
    • The Village
    • These Lives
    • Fracony trilogy >
      • The Rise of Esperanto
      • The World Ends Tomorrow
      • Who Are Fracony?
  • Contact
  • Vacations
    • Canada >
      • Ontario >
        • Pembroke Oct 2024
        • Perry Sound 2004
        • 1000 Islands
        • Toronto
      • British Columbia
      • Quebec - 2022
      • Newfoundland
      • Nova Scotia
    • Amazon - Brazil
    • China
    • Galapagos
    • Istanbul
    • Japan
    • Middle East >
      • Abu Dhabi
      • Dubai
      • Egypt
      • Israel
      • Jordan
      • Oman
    • Patagonia - Argentina
    • Peru
    • Tanzania
    • Caribbean2023
    • Alaska 2004
    • Cancun 2005
    • Canary 2006
    • Bahamas 2008
    • Bermuda 2014
    • NY Caribbean - 2024
    • Polynesia2024
    • Eliade-YouTube
  • Romanian
Picture
Available on 
Picture
Picture

Available on
Picture
Picture

Available on
Picture

Various jokes

7/11/2018

0 Comments

 
 
Radio Moscow receive an anonymous letter with a question: “Are concentration camps in Russia?"
Upon reading the letter Radio Moscow answers: “We did not receive your letter.”
 ****************************************
 
In the mountains, a tourist talks to a shepherd. “How many sheep do you have?”
“92”
“How old are you?”
“Something between 60 and 70.”
The tourist scratches his head. “How comes you know how many sheep you have but not your age?”
“Well” said the shepherd “no one tried so far to steal my age.”
 *************************************

A young man, drafted for the army, wanted to bribe the doctor to declare him unfit for service, and inserted few $100 bills in his ass.
The doctor finds the money, still, he filled-in the papers with the verdict: fit for army duty.
“But I have hemorrhoids,” protested the man.
“Yes,” said the doctor, “but not enough.”
 ************************************************
 
 The doctor: “Did you listen to my advice and slept with the window opened?”
The patient: “Yes”
The doctor: “So did your asthma symptoms disappear?”
The patient: “No, but my iPad and TV dsappeared."
0 Comments

Your comment will be posted after it is approved.


Leave a Reply.


    The Blog of
    Eliade Moldovan





    Archives

    March 2025
    February 2025
    September 2024
    May 2024
    April 2024
    November 2023
    October 2023
    September 2023
    August 2023
    March 2023
    February 2023
    January 2023
    December 2022
    August 2022
    September 2020
    January 2020
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    November 2017
    October 2017

    Categories

    All

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
  • Home
  • About the Author
  • Blog
    • Religion
  • My Books
    • The Village
    • These Lives
    • Fracony trilogy >
      • The Rise of Esperanto
      • The World Ends Tomorrow
      • Who Are Fracony?
  • Contact
  • Vacations
    • Canada >
      • Ontario >
        • Pembroke Oct 2024
        • Perry Sound 2004
        • 1000 Islands
        • Toronto
      • British Columbia
      • Quebec - 2022
      • Newfoundland
      • Nova Scotia
    • Amazon - Brazil
    • China
    • Galapagos
    • Istanbul
    • Japan
    • Middle East >
      • Abu Dhabi
      • Dubai
      • Egypt
      • Israel
      • Jordan
      • Oman
    • Patagonia - Argentina
    • Peru
    • Tanzania
    • Caribbean2023
    • Alaska 2004
    • Cancun 2005
    • Canary 2006
    • Bahamas 2008
    • Bermuda 2014
    • NY Caribbean - 2024
    • Polynesia2024
    • Eliade-YouTube
  • Romanian