Various jokes

 
Radio Moscow receive an anonymous letter with a question: “Are concentration camps in Russia?"
Upon reading the letter Radio Moscow answers: “We did not receive your letter.”
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In the mountains, a tourist talks to a shepherd. “How many sheep do you have?”
“92”
“How old are you?”
“Something between 60 and 70.”
The tourist scratches his head. “How comes you know how many sheep you have but not your age?”
“Well” said the shepherd “no one tried so far to steal my age.”
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A young man, drafted for the army, wanted to bribe the doctor to declare him unfit for service, and inserted few $100 bills in his ass.
The doctor finds the money, still, he filled-in the papers with the verdict: fit for army duty.
“But I have hemorrhoids,” protested the man.
“Yes,” said the doctor, “but not enough.”
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 The doctor: “Did you listen to my advice and slept with the window opened?”
The patient: “Yes”
The doctor: “So did your asthma symptoms disappear?”
The patient: “No, but my iPad and TV dsappeared."